Tuesday, October 25, 2005

Technology?!

Something which I found in Pattiserie Valerie's toilet - plastic wrapped around the toilet seat. Pretty interesting I would say, since it would probably save me the misery of lining the entire seat with tissue paper, while holding myself back from exploding in my pants.

With one touch of a button, "deehh deehh deehh", fresh wrappings for my baby-smooth buttocks. Woot! 11/10

2 Comments:

At Saturday, November 05, 2005 9:10:00 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm sorry-
"Baby smooth buttocks"?

Correct me if i'm wrong, but didn't you mention the lil acne problem you were having on your glutes?

>_<

And if hwei was nice enuff of a bud to p o p it for you, you'd be left with a c r a t e r at the wake eh?

Either way, nothing remotely close to indicating a "Smooth" posterior I reckon...

Hehehee....

*ding ding*

2-0, in favour of candice.

 
At Wednesday, November 09, 2005 1:50:00 AM, Blogger Darren said...

Haha, doesn't matter anymore. Hwei asked me to sit on it, and so I did. And now that it had burst, I am a happy man again :p

 

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