Vertu @ Dubai Duty Free

Honestly, other than Paris freakin Hilton, I don't know anyone who is sane enough to max out their credit card just for a... I quote... "Platinum Polished Vertu" phone. Retailing at Dhs 118,700 (yes, count the digits!!!). It's one-2-one, so it's basically RM118k.

It's almost like pocketing a Honda Civic which radiates malignant cancerous waves - giving your left ball a warm and fuzzy feeling. OoooOOo, that tingles! Muahaha.