Just How Darren are You?!

1. You are pretty much thrashed out from your daily work grind, and taking a vacation is probably on your to-do list. You would most likely buy airtickets to:
(a) Scotland, bcos nothin excites you more than cows, sheeps, men in skirts and gazing on the grass like what they do in Tamil movies
(b) Bali, bcos you love the feel of your almost naked body being sprawled on the beach, with 2 succulent coconuts within arms reach
(c) NewYork, bcos you love the buzz of metropolitan city life, the adrenaline rush along Wall St. and the lush greeneries along Fifth avenue

2. You have just arrived home from work and u reach towards the handle of your fridge. What would you find?
(a) A stash of instant microwavable frozen food which you bought in bulk from Makro
(b) Mouldy "ang ku"s from last last week's pasar malam
(c) Meat, meat and more meat, and protein shake for your gym time right after dinner

3. You're one of the "LOST" survivors (yes, I'm talkin abt the TV series dammit). You are searchin' for things which have survived the plane wreckage - the first thing you are searching for is:
(a) Airplane food la - life's necessity rite?!
(b) The bottle of Jack Daniel's along the first class aisle - you're not gonna survive anyway so might as well be sinful before you meet your Creator
(c) Your luggage which contains your beach shorts, Oakleys & your entire Clinique Men facial range. Cos it's important to look HOT for that Baywatch chick whose gonna rescue you from ur misery.

4. You were given RM2000 to spend on a new handphone, cos you jus drowned yours in an unfortunate event of laptopbag-turned-fishtank when your bottle of water burst(ed) open! You will most probably get the:
(a) Nokia's most basic model - cos you don't believe in spending on technology, a handphone is still a handphone
(b) O2 Xda - cos meetings are overflowing and post-its just won't do. Plus, it has a coolness factor
(c) Motorola V3 - a hanphone is still a handphone, BUT, it's sleek, classy and most importantly slim - cos you (and I) already have a big enough buldge under the buckle of your belt

5. Your mother found a stash of CDs labelled "Final Year Project" hidden under your bed. She will be suffering from a series of shockalingam as she discovered that your CDs were actually:
(a) Your Full lustre porn collection since you were that pre-pubescent horny schoolkid who oogled at every single girl's chest since high school
(b) Mp3s, Sex&TheCity, DesperateHousewives, Lost, The Apprentice, CSI, TVB Dramas - cos you believe in re-runs when you are feeling all lonely and your galfren is still suffering from her monthly "don't touch me" ritual
(c) Work, what else?! - cos your spreadsheets and presentation materials are just too important to be lying around your laptop without backup! Work is your life.


6. It's an emergency and your fren needs to get whole of you during the weekend. Your battery's flat! They will most probably find you at:
(a) The latest Club in town - cos you are the dancefloor king and you have the ass of Ricky Martin, which would probably score you a couple of one-nighters
(b) The gym - cos you're so overly and utterly obssesed with sculpting your body in effort to look like a Greek God, so that you can wear that piece of male thongs you bought at the recent Isetan sale
(c) A JazzBar / CoffeeJoint - since you like to take the weekend at slower strides, sipping a cuppa latte and chatting with your buds

7. The all time classic one: Your mother and wife fell into the ocean whilst bitch-fighting for that last piece of rock oyster over the buffet table along the deck of the cruise ship. Who would you save first?
(a) Your wife - cos you never believed in infidelity and w/o her, your next best friend is gonna be your right hand! ... and of cos, you promised to love her till death do us apart rite? Plus, why would you allow that RM50k Tiffany&Co. wedding ring sink into the deep deep ocean.
(b) Your mother - cos she freaking gave birth to you and made you the product of the winning sperm! (Wait a minute, when did Dad's stuff get into the picture?). And your Dad would probably drown you if you didn't!
(c) Both - but you probably figured that you would be the first to sink, when they start climbing over you like a heaven sent wooden plank. So, you being a smarty pants, would just throw 3 floats and a bottle of champagne - then baru jump to safe them. Btw, the champagne bottle is for you to knock them off till you get rescued to avoid further bitch-fights!

Scorecard: (a)=1point (b)=2points (c)=3points

0-7 points: You were probably the geek whom I hated back at highschool. But we can still be friends.

8-14 points: So near yet so far! But hey, it's the differences that make life more interesting rite?

15-21 points: Dammit, when did they mass produce Darrens'?! Oh well, we probably share alota same goals and tastes in life - which means that we might have the same good ol taste in porn as well! So, when are we gonna do that swap?