Size Doesn't Matter?!

Disclaimer: This is NOT me in the picture. It's Mr. Desmond-I-like-to-talkcock-Tan.. So the story goes...

There's a giant cock who goes around comparing his size with smaller cocks. He would then do his ritual cockfighting thingie, beating the crap out of other cocks. Dammit, he's big and he's good. That's what he thinks anyways. Running out of challenges, he struts around looking for something with a lil more ooomphh. He took on the horse, the bull, the sheep, u name it, he's kicked their asses. Last stop, the cat.. and finally, the cock met his match. Sore bruises everywhere...

Moral of the story: No matter how big a cock you are, the pussy can always take you on!