Bizarre Conversations: Part I

This conversation took place in the office elevator.

M: I bought an iron but it's the roller type. Wrong choice
SM: I don't know how to iron. It takes me an hour to iron 2 shirts.
M: Really? So who does the ironing for you?
SM: I "outsource" them
M: Why on earth?
SM: It's not part of my "core competencies".

This is a result of many many years of management consulting. Be warned!

Legend: M- Manager SM - Senior Manager