The Need for Financial Stability

Believe me when I tell you I spent the entire evening car showroom hopping at Glenmarie with Derek & Jill because KL is the "liveliest" city during Chinese New Year. First stop, Audi.. then moved on to Alfa. Sensing that Jill might be a lil bored with boys toys, we were courteous enough to ask for her preference. And without any hesitation at all ... "Porsche!". We might have found ourselves a Beverly Hills brat :pTake the Boxster, plunk a roof on top of it and wahlah! You now have the Porsche Cayman S... and the world's laziest designers! Although I still don't mind owning one, as hypocritical as it sounds. On the other end of the building, thrashing the vicinity of my babies is... a Porsche-Bengster-996 with mother of all body kits, screaming for attention! If I remember correctly, the Porsche salesdude mentioned that the bodykit costs half a million for the plastic surgery and to tart up its performance. Rite! Everyone, say it with me... "Spoilers, yes. Contraptions the size of a Boeing's, NO!" Speaking of which, caught it tailing me at a Damansara intersection (although I could only see the freaking roof from my rearview mirror). It will be interesting though to see the outcome if I were to jam my brakes. However, it was very nice of this Brabus dude to unlock the Lamborghini Gallardo for us to rub our senses against those perfectly constructed bucket seats. Can I also mention... it is impossible to drive this damn thing. There is no way that you can judge how far the hood is from the car infront of you, not even with 2 dictionaries seated under your ass . And happy parallel parking as well! By the way, it's all yours for RM1.6mil only!I'd rather cruise around in the CLS. One word... SLEEK! And one-third the price of the Lambo. Much more affordable... once I've fulfilled obligations like Servicing the mortgage for my house, Settling education for Lil' Darrens' and paying off Mother-in-law's monthly Botox injections...
That's Jill getting all comfy and at home in the....
... Mercedes S600 Pullman... which is to be avoided like an open wound on a hooker!
Who ever said that stealing a Mercedes was childs play?! Farking LaserKeys! "Derek, just bluddy pick one!!!"