Bizarre Conversations: Part II

I finally found some extra time where I cud slot in a carwash for my baby who's now 3 weeks old *clap x2* - and I walked into my room, then found myself speaking to Hwei online... So, as the conversation went on.. this is how bizarre it got!

Darren: Brb shower
*15minutes.later*
Hwei: Why do you bathe at such weird hours?...wait don't really want to know
Darren: Cos i jus washed my car in the most sexy manner
Darren: U know.. like sprawling across the hood.. and squeezing the sponge onto my chest... so kinda got all wet!
Hwei: Wearing a tank top and cutoff ??
Hwei: Oh your neighbours, WHAT WILL THEY SAY
Darren: They will probably bring me a basket of muffins and shag me after that hahaha
Hwei says: Hahaha...WTH...
Hwei: I have this horrible image of this old uncle showing up at your gate with a basket of muffins
Darren: OMG...WTFark...ahhhhhh!